The intergalactic mammalian war no one talks about has been going on for centuries.
It started with the arrival of the rabbit species from space. They infiltrated humanity with adorable fluffy tails and floppy ears.
Innocent baby toys? No!
These are sophisticated surveillance and propaganda machines cleverly disguised as infant and childhood items.
Human adults are fooled into buying them, enabling the Bunny Barbarians to both shape young human minds while learning more about family units.
They then transmit that information to “wild” rabbits who then share it with their higher-ups. Their goal is to rule humanity.
Thankfully, squirrels caught on! You may think they’re just around to steal bird food, taunt housecats, and provide entertainment with their antics, but it’s all their way of freeing us from the tyranny of rabbits.
They understand our fragile minds need a distraction from rabbit mind control.
Don’t let the rabbits win!
Feed the squirrels!
(Sponsored by the Society for Betterment of Squirrel-Kind)